Yippee, Yippee Baseball is Here 2013

Just watch Price and Moore, they will change your mind.

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The revamped Blue Jays can pitch and can bat

The Marlins could last year, don’t forget that.

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The Bronx has moved south, retired, and died

But brought Cano’s prime along for the ride

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Machado and Bundy will be stars fast

But last year’s record’s a thing of the past

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All things just feel great, Boston in last place!

Dustin Pedroia, I say IN YOUR FACE!

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With Rios and Dunn, Konerko and Sale

Surprise! I don’t think the White Sox will fail.

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Miggy coming off a Triple Crown year

Fielder, Verlander, what is there to fear?

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The Royals should not be awful this spring.

But getting better’s not really their thing.

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Francona brings new attitudes, that’s cool.

You do think Cleveland will change? You’re a fool.

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The Twins can’t pitch and their park is too large.

Can Ron Gardenhire remain in charge?

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The Angels are stacked, no doubt about it.

You think they’ll flounder? Forget a-Trout it!

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What can the Rangers do now to go far?

Elvis leaves the building, in comes Profar.

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Far from the best A’s team that we’ve seen

But you can never count out Billy Beane.

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The M’s aren’t in last; that is a first

Do they know how to play when not the worst?

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After last season, could the ‘Stros be worse?

They’ll come to the AL! (Leave in a hearse.)

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They’ve got competition atop the East.

But they simply won’t fail, Harper’s a beast.

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The Braves outfield’s superhuman display

Just may carry them Up, Up, and a Hey!

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The Phils can bounce back, good team they can be

Who couldn’t with Hamels, Halladay, Lee?

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The same as last year without the knuckle,

The Mets being good? Don’t make me chuckle.

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Pay one year then purge, it’s what the Fish do

Stadium vacant, their one fan is blue

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Cincy is stacked, the best team in baseball

They’ll have a great summer; see you in fall.

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Never count them out, they always come through

Don’t laugh; the Cards will end your season too

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This year the Bucs will get over the hump

“They’ll be above .500!” says the chump.

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Braun was caught juicing, stopped and got better

Hmm? Could this year be a record setter?

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The Cubbies have no shot, why even try

You know you’ll just keep making your fans cry.

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Go ‘head, pick against the Giants again.

I just can’t pick against Panda and Cain.

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Spend all of the money found in LA

But still come in second, the Dodger Way.

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For Tulo and Cargo, life is a bitch

They’re stuck on a team where no one can pitch

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The D’Backs are young, a few years away

From losing the young guys who they can’t pay

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I tell you the Pads will never be good

They really are bad, not misunderstood