Yippee, Yippee, Baseball is Here 2014

Still, after the Price trade, they’ll be the cryers.

Yippee, Yippee, Baseball is Here

World Champs after bottom of the barrel,

I’ll still be Scrooge to their Christmas Farrell

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Chris Davis can rake. Adam Jones can churn.

Put them together, then you have Auburn.

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The Cap’s last hurrah will bring on my tears

What can I say? Thanks for 19 great years!

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The Blue Jays in last, so on and so forth

The way the play? More like the Great White Bore-th

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It’s been years of crap, struggles and toils

But now Lorde is wrong: We will be Royals

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The new richest man: Miguel Cabrera

Hey Miggy, you got some cash to spare-a?

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Tribe’s postseason goes back in the casket

But look Boo Boo, a Kip-n-is basket!

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My Cy Young winner from a crappy team

Picked them last year. This year? Not in a dream.

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Minnesota Joe still knows how to hit

It sucks the rest of his team plays like shit.

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Billy Beane has bats to win some games

Too bad no one knows any of their names

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MVP should be one of Mike Trout’s goals

But the Halos need some more from Pujols

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No Kinsler? No Young? Prince Fielder in blue?

The Rangers fans be saying “Who are Yu?”

Yippee, Yippee, Baseball is Here

The M’s brought a lot of cash to Safeco

But will it work out? Eh, I don’t Cano.

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How short is Jose Altuve again?

He’s the new Jake in Two and a Half Men

Yippee, Yippee, Baseball is Here

Atlanta’s winter: Who didn’t get paid?

Atlanta’s spring: One big surgeon brigade

Yippee, Yippee, Baseball is Here

Harper could be the best player on Earth

But still, he isn’t, for what it’s Werth

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The NL East is so bad this season

The Marlins in third and that’s the reason

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The Phils’ GM is Ruben Amaro

Will they win? Not today or tomorrow

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In the present, the Mets’ chances are slight

Harvey’s hurt, they can’t do anything Wright

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The Pirates are stacked, got over the hump

I like their chances with Cole on the bump

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My man crush on Joey Votto rolls on

But I like them less with Shin Soo Choo gone

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Second in Missouri? What a shock-a!

But don’t count out Lynn, Miller and Wacha

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Fourth in this league? Nothing at to snort

Though it’d be fun to see CarGo at short

Yippee, Yippee, Baseball is Here

Cubbie fans still hope, they watch and they pray

They don’t bring back Kosuke Fukudome

Yippee, Yippee, Baseball is Here

The richest team in baseball plays out west

Take it from me: richest doesn’t mean best

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No need to improve, they’re built for the falls

You’ve got to admire Bruce Bochy’s balls

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Tongues out D’Backs, you won’t go shyly

What’d you expect? Your ace is named Miley

Yippee, Yippee, Baseball is Here

The Pads not in last? A Yippee picks first!

San Diegans so happy, they might burst

Yippee, Yippee, Baseball is Here

Poor Rockies, poor Rockies, they still can’t pitch

With Helton gone, this year’ll be a bitch!