Yippee, Yippee, Baseball is Here 2015 Edition

Just five years removed from nothing but hacks

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With upstart pitching and a great outfield

Success the Marlins will soon no doubt yield

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The Bravos are tanking, to say the least

But still may finish third; weak NL East

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The Mets rotation looks awful pretty

But here’s one gripe: Their lineup’s still Citi

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2008 just seems so far away

That year’s Nats and Phils gone Freaky Friday

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They always are good, don’t let down your guards

For St. Louis, winning is in the Cards

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I’m still on the Pirates, maybe the last

Not willing to say that their time has past

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The prospects are coming, get pumped for this

For the first time, Everybody Loves Kris

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After last year’s collapse, hope may be gone

When building a team, brains always beat Braun

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Reds to last – say domo arigato

And yes, it hurts to pick against Votto

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Who wins the Wild West? It’s worth debatin’

But what’s automatic? That dude Clayton

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In San Fran things are still looking rosy

Cause now it’s three rings around the Posey

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Spend spend spend trade spend spend spend spend trade spend

But they still are the Padres in the end

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For Colorado, 2015 ain’t bright

Don’t call it Coors Field, it’s more like Coors Light

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As it is said, a team is not one guy

Even as much as Paul Goldschmidt might try

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Orioles can’t just rest on their laurels

To win, sometimes it takes Balti-morals

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Went from up to down, let’s call it choppy

Who stays consistent? Dustin and Papi

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Donaldson is an upgrade, this is true

Come fall he’ll just be another Jay blue

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Couldn’t sustain it, the Rays are too poor

Couldn’t name the right Price, now they’ll need Moore

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Now that we’ve said our goodbyes to Jeter

Say hello to your favorite cheater

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They let Scherzer walk, trying to be smart

But here’s a good choice: resigning V-Mart

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How good is Kluber? Please let me describe

He won a Cy Young and plays for the Tribe

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I won’t mention Sale. I promise. I lied.

But I’ll still give love to the whole South Side

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I think the Royals fall back some this year

Just too much Ned Yost, at least that’s my fear

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I’ve run out of puns to make off Mauer

Makes me feel dirty. Might need a shower.

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The Angels will win, their lineup is stout

A serious question: Can they pitch Trout?

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Here’s my prediction, it might sound eager

All in on Felix, all in on Seager

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I hate to say it, don’t want to be mean

But this year’s sun has set on Billy Beane

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The Astros don’t suck as much as they did

Then again no one does, heaven forbid

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The Rangers are bad, it’s a secret but true

Keep it quiet, just between me and Yu